Comment fic meme #2

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After the first round of got_exchange we had a surprisingly successful comment fic meme going for a while (here's a list of all the fics that were written last time), so I thought it might be fun to do this again. (Like last time, it's posted on the mod account journal because I don't want to enable anonymous comments on the exchange community.)

I changed the layout to one that still supports comment titles. I hope it works for everyone. If there are any problems, please let me know.

A couple of rules, or rather guidelines:

- please include the pairing/character (and maybe a short prompt/kink) in the comment title - both for prompts and for fills.
- there are both show and book fans on this comm, so please warn for book spoilers beyond AGOT in the comment title.
- anonymous comments are enabled, but I'd appreciate if we kept them to a minimum. If you absolutely want to go anon, okay, but I'd rather we kept this as non-anonymous as possible.
- all prompts are welcome: smut, gen, romance, fluff, angst, het, slash ... anything goes.
- and the usual: be civil, no character/pairing bashing, no kink shaming etc.

It's perfectly fine to repost prompts from the last comment fic meme or from the exchange.

As with any kink meme, this is only fun if people also fill prompts, not if there are only requests.

Filled prompts:
Jaime/Cersei: first time
Stannis/Davos: "like sailors, swimming in the sound of it (dashed to pieces)"
Queen Shireen: Shireen comes out on top of the Game of Thrones. Three heads has the dragon, and she is part-Targaryen, after all.
Jaime/Brienne: Modern AU as cops
Jon/Sansa: kissed by fire
Viserys, Elia, Rhaenys: leave me your wake to remember you by
Stannis/Jon: things he shouldn't think - or say
Robb/Theon: we had the greatest expectations (ADWD spoilers)
Roose/Robb, crack: The Young Wolf and the Leech Lord (ASOS spoilers)
Balon/Victarion: Faithfulness
Future!Rickon/Shireen: the last night of the world
Jaime/Catelyn and Jaime/Sansa: Jaime has a secret thing for reheads
Ned/Catelyn: when it became a love match
Petyr/Lysa: Her eyes closed
Jon/Val: In which Jon does end up with Val and Winterfell (ADWD spoilers)
Gendry/Arya: role reversal
Tywin/Joanna: dominance
Stannis/Davos, comfort: small undertakings
Stannis/Jon: things he shouldn't think - or say (second fill)
Roose/Walda/Stannis, crackfic: Pink Attack (ADWD spoilers?)
Petyr/Barbrey, bitterness: Ash (ADWD spoilers)
Brandon/Lyanna: belonging to Winterfell
Daenerys/Viserys: Just a Taste
Roose/Theon, Ramsay/Theon: Bad Blood (ADWD spoilers)
Stannis/Sansa: "I am a Stark, I can be brave."
Cersei/Ned: AU in which Ned did take the Iron Throne and Cersei ended up marrying him instead of Robert
Jon/Satin, crackfic: how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations
Elia/Oberyn: heart's desire
Euron/Victarion: pre-series hatesex
Lysa and Catelyn after the birth of Robb: lie by the river
Roose/Theon (hints of Robb/Theon): Another man's amusement (vague ADWD spoilers?)
Jaime/Brienne, dirty talk and consensual power play: with a wonder and a wild desire
Stannis/Sansa: wedding (sequel)
Stannis/Sansa and Stannis/Davos, dancing: Wishing to be in Two Places at Once
Brandon/Barbrey, Bethany: No True Knight (ADWD spoilers)
Ned, Sansa: "Sansa was a lady at three."
Daenerys/Robb, AU: Fire, Blood, and Honour
Roose/Victarion, crackfic: When all else fails
Robb/Theon, slight Robb/Jon: War is Not a Game
Stannis/Davos from Ned's POV (hints of Robert/Ned): Making You Smile
Catelyn/Petyr: Confrontation
Stannis/Jon, fantasies: and waked half dead with nothing (ASOS spoilers)
Jaime, Arya: The Shadow
Victarion/Asha: We do not sow
Ned/Catelyn, goodbyes: Songs written with swords
Ned/Ashara: winter song
Sansa - Stoneheart: confrontation
Jon/Sansa (AFFC spoilers, prompt is spoilery in itself)
Jon/Val: with you upon the wind (ADWD spoilers)
Daenerys/VIserys, AU: When the Blood began to Show
Stannis/Davos: six perspectives, six realities
Roose/Walda, crackfic: Leeches for Wolves
Jaime/Sansa, talking about Joffrey: Ignorance and Bliss
Sansa, Rickon: The last two Starks (ADWD spoilers)
Theon/Robb: Regrets (ADWD spoilers)
Cersei/Stannis, seduction fail: Persuasion
Jon, Stannis, Devan, mentions of Davos: Through the Eyes of a Child
Sansa, Brienne: True Knights (AFFC spoilers, prompt is spoilery in itself)
Stannis/Sansa: bedding & wedding night (sequel to this)
Catelyn, Jon (slight Jon/Robb), reunion AU: Lady of Ashes (ASOS spoilers)
Sansa/Robb, AU in which they do exchange her for Jaime: The Mercy of the Frozen Ground
Tywin/Joanna: dominance (second fill)
Jon Snow/Jeyne Westerling(/Robb Stark): post-series - tell me we both matter, don't we?
Robb/Jeyne: what was it like being the queen to a Northern king? (ASOS spoilers)
Robb/Roslin Frey: Robb upholds his vow and ends up with Roslin


Multiple fills are of course welcome.

Comments

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

Engagment rings will be accepted by priority mail or, alternatively, in the form of more fic. ;D I'm really glad you like this! (I'll try to find a place for Rollang next time.) The continuity thing was a coincidence at first, then I made it a thing.

Robert and Renly are the worst. I wish they could just see Davos and go "finally Stannis has found someone who understands him, now we don't have to feel bad for not really getting along with him" but, of course, they never would, so they just publicly bitch about Stannis just like they do in canon. Gah.

I'm pretty sure Barristan sees just what all of us Stannis/Davos shippers see, he just sees it all a little more dispassionately. (;

I am so intrigued by Davos' smuggling past. I hope someday we'll get more of it in canon because he must have been different. Also, I've just been rereading Davos' 2nd ASOS chapter and his friendship with Salla is so unexpectedly genuine (Salla is so concerned and knows about Davos' family history and all sorts). There must be a pretty good basis for that which isn't just business. (I'd guess reckless, riotous partying funded by their amazing feats of smuggling daring, to be honest.)

Their relationships with their wives are so effing different. I think it would take a lot for Selyse to even notice that Stannis and Davos have more than a business relationship, she cares so little.

I'm so glad you like it. :D It's always worth writing when I get your amazing feedback.

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Let's go with fic for the moment, I don't have money for a ring right now. ;) I know my love for Rolland is completely ridiculous. The man has, what, two lines in the books? I just love him for my headcanon, tbh. I choose to think that Kingsguard!Rolland totally trolls Jon all the time and teases him about his crush on Stannis.

Ugh, yes. They'd both make jokes about poor Stannis. I can see Renly liking Davos because Davos is the guy who saved them from starving to death, and Renly would probably go on about how Stannis is the worst for chopping off Davos' fingers and Davos deserves SO much better than Stannis etc. etc. But I can see both Robert and Renly making dirty, tasteless jokes about them.

True. Yay, partying Davos. ;) I love young, cocky Davos jumping Stannis.

I suppose Selyse would notice because it's so unusual for Stannis to like anybody (and the way I see them pre-GoT, they were half attached at the hip). But she still just doesn't -care-.

I just have so many things to say when I read epic Stannis fics. :D And I will pay you back with more Stannis fic. I had an idea for the porn prompt, I'll just have to see if it works out.

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

Deal. ;D I can understand love of Rolland - I just wish there was more canon material to base it on. I love the idea of Kingsguard!Rolland trolling Jon though - Jon definitely deserves to be trolled.

Yeah, I would be curious to get kid!Renly's take on Davos - because I'm sure he would have liked him, especially as Davos is really good with kids. And I agree about Renly not agreeing with Stannis' shortening of Davos' fingers - Edric Storm says so, too! Haha. But, yeah, I'm not sure Renly would speak in Davos' favour in company.

It must have happened! It must have. Oh god. I am having so many Davos feelings today. dlkhjofl;

Yeah, that's true. Selyse really doesn't care at all.

We can just create a magical perpetual wheel of Stannis fic by writing for each other! :D

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

GRRM can't describe a man as having "an air of tattered chivalry" and then NOT expect me to love him. Trolling Jon is hilarious, and it's SO obvious that Jon has a crush on his king. And the way I see Rolland, he enjoys a good laugh.

bb!Renly probably thought that Davos was a PIRATE and therefore automatically awesome. And I can definitely see little Renly getting all mad at Stannis for punishing the cool pirate who saved their lives. But as he grows older ... I think part of him is still fond of Davos, but not enough to make up for how much he dislikes Stannis. And there's no easier way to make fun of Stannis than by implying that Mr Duty and Honour is banging his smuggler (who also happens to be the only person who likes Stannis).

Davos feelings are awesome. ^^ Oh, if young Davos jumped Stannis right after the siege, that would have made him Stannis' first time. Now I have all the feelings about awkward, embarrassed 19-year-old Stannis.

"Magical perpetual wheel of Stannis fic"? That sounds like the best thing ever. :D

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

I can see that. Argh. I hope we can more of the Bastard of Nightsong in future.

Kid!Renly is so adorable. He would so be like that. He'd remain fond of Davos but he'd not really be able to understand why Davos was so close to Stannis. Also, Renly wouldn't want to admit to his admiration for Davos, I think.

My Davos feelings are KILLING ME. Oh god, stop it with the Davos jumping young!Stannis. Should not want as much as I do. I swear I have written more than one version of it already. sa;fhg'sa

It is a beautiful thought. Reckon we can manage it? ;D

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

If he's still alive. :/ Depends on what really happened on Dragonstone ... and I wouldn't put it past GRRM to forget about Rolland and just never mention him again. :/

I think kid!Renly's admiration for Davos wouldn't survive all that long because he couldn't help but think less of a man who adores Stannis so much. Like, Renly is mad Stannis chopped off his fingers, and he couldn't keep respecting someone who, gasp, disagrees with him. He'd think Davos is just weird to befriend Stannis after that.

HOW CAN YOU WRITE THAT AND NOT SHOW ALL OF IT TO MEEEEEE? ;) Because I love the idea of Davos jumping young!Stannis and Stannis letting him and it would be beautiful and passionate and awkward and beautiful and I need that in my life, you cruel, cruel person.

We will. I've spent this entire weekend writing Stannis/Sansa and it just doesn't end. I'm at 3000 words and they only kissed once. -.- I think I need a break and write Stannis/Jon porn.

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

But the ADWD appendix lists him as alive and as 'pretender Lord of Nightsong' which makes me think he's off giving the guy Joffrey gave Nightsong to a load of shit, rather than rotting in the bowels of Dragonstone.

Probably. Oh Renly, why couldn't you be a better brother to Stannis? ;___;

BECAUSE ALL I HAVE ARE ABOUT 5 FRAGMENTARY BITS AND PIECES FROM THE LAST EXCHANGE AND IDEK WHAT THEY AAAARE. But, yes, I will try to make it happen properly some time. God, those two. Ugh.

Stannis is just the worst because he doesn't do anything. He's just too effing decent. I've spent the weekend writing bits and pieces between doing essay reading and feeling bad because I should be doing more essay reading. Gah.

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know, it's weird. But he can't be Lord of Nightsong, I want him on the Kingsguard. ;) But Rolland kicking ass is still fun, whatever happens.

Because Renly is a spoiled little brat. *sigh* These two break my heart.

I TAKE ALL THE BITS AND PIECES IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SHARE THEM I DON'T EVEN CARE HOW RANDOM THEY ARE I JUST WAAAAANNNNNNNNT. I had no idea how much until you first mentioned that idea to me, and now I'm all like, "THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOOOOOOOOW".

Ugh, don't even get me started on essay reading. What essay reading? I should be in the writing stage already, not in the "procrastinating instead of researching" state.
Stannis is awful. With Davos and Jon, he's just too repressed. With Sansa ... he just can't go like "let's do our duty and get this over with" like he probably did with Selyse. He's all, SHE'S TINY AND 14 YEARS OLD I CAN'T JUST JUMP HER SHE'S TERRIFIED OF ME. And Sansa is all, "okay, Jon said Stannis is a good man but OMFG I'M SCARED!" So they kissed. Once. In 3000 words. -.-

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

Agreed! Still, if Stannis gets the throne and offers him a Kingsguard spot, he can always sort out the succession of House Caron then.

He so is. Oh Renly, I wish you appreciated your brother more. )):

I AM SO AMUSED BY THE LEVEL OF CAPSLOCK ENTHUSIASM THIS HAS PROVOKED. I'll take a look through all my Stannis/Davos files tomorrow and see what I've got. ;D

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. ;ldjf;hg'
Stannis really just needs to loosen up (except that I wouldn't love him then). It would make it so much easier for him to get laid. Although, yeah, things with Sansa are always going to be a bit of a minefield at first.

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Rolland Storm sounds so much better than Rolland Caron anyway. ;)

Stannis is bringing out the capslock monster in me. There was a time when I wasn't even tempted by capslock. ;) Looking forward to whatever you choose to share. ^^

Stannis loosening up, lol. ;) With Sansa, the problem is that he wants to be kind to her because she's a little girl the age of his own daughter and he wishes he could put her at ease, so he tries, except that he looks terrifying and has no idea how to comfort someone. So there's lots of really awkward silences and staring at each other like "so we're supposed to have sex now, huh?"
Stannis/Davos is at least never awkward. ;)

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

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TRUE FACTS. Just like 'Jon Stark' just sounds stupid and made up. Gaaaah.

You make me want to spend all my time writing. (I wish I could!) As it stands though, I really ought to sleep soon.

Laughable, isn't it? But, yes, I think the way I'd ideally want to write Stannis/Sansa would probably be kind of protracted and slow - with her realising one day that she understands why Stannis is the way he is and admiring him for it. Stannis probably wouldn't even notice that anything had changed until Davos mentioned the way Sansa looks at him these days. Then, yeah, they'd go and make beautiful sons (not that they probably wouldn't have had awkward, dutiful sex before then).
True! But it might be if they actually acted on their insane amount of UST.

Re: FILL: Stannis/Davos | six perspectives, six realities | 2/2

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

Ugh, DNW Jon Stark. It took me long enough to get used to Ser Jon. ;)

I wish you could, too. ;D Right, sleep. I'll have such a hard time going back to a normal sleep schedule when classes start again for me.

I feel like I have to write their first time dutiful sex because it's just kind of important for how their relationship develops afterwards. If stannis had made a complete mess of that night, I doubt she would ever get over that. I do think they'd actually enjoy themselves at some point during their wedding night - because Stannis IS a man who gets to sleep with a beautiful girl, and because he's a quick learner and somewhere in his attempts to pet and caress her he must have found some things she actually likes. I mean, it's sex, not rocket science. ;) But before and after the actual sex it would just be so awkward.
I agree with you, other than that their relationship would change slowly. She'd try to understand him because he is kind to her (let's face it, the bed is probably where they spend most time together at first because Stannis is too busy ruling to talk to his queen). Stannis wouldn't notice until Davos tells him how she smiles at him, yes. And Sansa herself probably wouldn't notice that she's starting to love him until she's forced to realise it. Like, I don't know, she runs into Loras and doesn't end up swooning and staring because she just doesn't care about him anymore and is happy with Stannis.
Stannis and Davos would just go into denial mode afterwards.