Comment fic meme #2

[gotexchange_mod]

After the first round of got_exchange we had a surprisingly successful comment fic meme going for a while (here's a list of all the fics that were written last time), so I thought it might be fun to do this again. (Like last time, it's posted on the mod account journal because I don't want to enable anonymous comments on the exchange community.)

I changed the layout to one that still supports comment titles. I hope it works for everyone. If there are any problems, please let me know.

A couple of rules, or rather guidelines:

- please include the pairing/character (and maybe a short prompt/kink) in the comment title - both for prompts and for fills.
- there are both show and book fans on this comm, so please warn for book spoilers beyond AGOT in the comment title.
- anonymous comments are enabled, but I'd appreciate if we kept them to a minimum. If you absolutely want to go anon, okay, but I'd rather we kept this as non-anonymous as possible.
- all prompts are welcome: smut, gen, romance, fluff, angst, het, slash ... anything goes.
- and the usual: be civil, no character/pairing bashing, no kink shaming etc.

It's perfectly fine to repost prompts from the last comment fic meme or from the exchange.

As with any kink meme, this is only fun if people also fill prompts, not if there are only requests.

Filled prompts:
Jaime/Cersei: first time
Stannis/Davos: "like sailors, swimming in the sound of it (dashed to pieces)"
Queen Shireen: Shireen comes out on top of the Game of Thrones. Three heads has the dragon, and she is part-Targaryen, after all.
Jaime/Brienne: Modern AU as cops
Jon/Sansa: kissed by fire
Viserys, Elia, Rhaenys: leave me your wake to remember you by
Stannis/Jon: things he shouldn't think - or say
Robb/Theon: we had the greatest expectations (ADWD spoilers)
Roose/Robb, crack: The Young Wolf and the Leech Lord (ASOS spoilers)
Balon/Victarion: Faithfulness
Future!Rickon/Shireen: the last night of the world
Jaime/Catelyn and Jaime/Sansa: Jaime has a secret thing for reheads
Ned/Catelyn: when it became a love match
Petyr/Lysa: Her eyes closed
Jon/Val: In which Jon does end up with Val and Winterfell (ADWD spoilers)
Gendry/Arya: role reversal
Tywin/Joanna: dominance
Stannis/Davos, comfort: small undertakings
Stannis/Jon: things he shouldn't think - or say (second fill)
Roose/Walda/Stannis, crackfic: Pink Attack (ADWD spoilers?)
Petyr/Barbrey, bitterness: Ash (ADWD spoilers)
Brandon/Lyanna: belonging to Winterfell
Daenerys/Viserys: Just a Taste
Roose/Theon, Ramsay/Theon: Bad Blood (ADWD spoilers)
Stannis/Sansa: "I am a Stark, I can be brave."
Cersei/Ned: AU in which Ned did take the Iron Throne and Cersei ended up marrying him instead of Robert
Jon/Satin, crackfic: how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations
Elia/Oberyn: heart's desire
Euron/Victarion: pre-series hatesex
Lysa and Catelyn after the birth of Robb: lie by the river
Roose/Theon (hints of Robb/Theon): Another man's amusement (vague ADWD spoilers?)
Jaime/Brienne, dirty talk and consensual power play: with a wonder and a wild desire
Stannis/Sansa: wedding (sequel)
Stannis/Sansa and Stannis/Davos, dancing: Wishing to be in Two Places at Once
Brandon/Barbrey, Bethany: No True Knight (ADWD spoilers)
Ned, Sansa: "Sansa was a lady at three."
Daenerys/Robb, AU: Fire, Blood, and Honour
Roose/Victarion, crackfic: When all else fails
Robb/Theon, slight Robb/Jon: War is Not a Game
Stannis/Davos from Ned's POV (hints of Robert/Ned): Making You Smile
Catelyn/Petyr: Confrontation
Stannis/Jon, fantasies: and waked half dead with nothing (ASOS spoilers)
Jaime, Arya: The Shadow
Victarion/Asha: We do not sow
Ned/Catelyn, goodbyes: Songs written with swords
Ned/Ashara: winter song
Sansa - Stoneheart: confrontation
Jon/Sansa (AFFC spoilers, prompt is spoilery in itself)
Jon/Val: with you upon the wind (ADWD spoilers)
Daenerys/VIserys, AU: When the Blood began to Show
Stannis/Davos: six perspectives, six realities
Roose/Walda, crackfic: Leeches for Wolves
Jaime/Sansa, talking about Joffrey: Ignorance and Bliss
Sansa, Rickon: The last two Starks (ADWD spoilers)
Theon/Robb: Regrets (ADWD spoilers)
Cersei/Stannis, seduction fail: Persuasion
Jon, Stannis, Devan, mentions of Davos: Through the Eyes of a Child
Sansa, Brienne: True Knights (AFFC spoilers, prompt is spoilery in itself)
Stannis/Sansa: bedding & wedding night (sequel to this)
Catelyn, Jon (slight Jon/Robb), reunion AU: Lady of Ashes (ASOS spoilers)
Sansa/Robb, AU in which they do exchange her for Jaime: The Mercy of the Frozen Ground
Tywin/Joanna: dominance (second fill)
Jon Snow/Jeyne Westerling(/Robb Stark): post-series - tell me we both matter, don't we?
Robb/Jeyne: what was it like being the queen to a Northern king? (ASOS spoilers)
Robb/Roslin Frey: Robb upholds his vow and ends up with Roslin


Multiple fills are of course welcome.

Comments

FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

So, it turns out Jon was the only one who didn't think appointing an ex-Old Town whore as his personal steward was akin to a sexual proposition. Maybe it was thoughtless but he really hadn't considered it. Not until that happened anyway. That had been Satin showing up, naked, in his bed. Jon had stuttered something about not-, um-, well-, I didn't- and they'd actually cleared it all up pretty fast. Jon had turned his back whilst Satin put his clothes back on and, whenever they'd talked about it since, both of them had burst into raucous laughter.

It was the only way to deal with it, really.

There was something dark in it, something terrible, something about the fact that no-one had ever seen Satin as anything but a whore - but they didn't talk about that. Instead, they just laughed. It was easier that way and everything else at the Wall was hard enough already. Having something to laugh about helped, at least a little.

So, they laugh when Dolorous Edd hums and haws over how he'd been passed over so that Jon Snow could have time with his new concubine and that was just typical, just his luck. They have to laugh.

"Concubine? He really said 'concubine'?" Jon asks, and they laugh.

Tormund is the best of them all though. Tormund says "Jon Snow, I hope, for your sake, he has a big cock. It's important, you know, the size of a man's cock. I should know. But, then, I suppose you're the one who's using his cock. I can give you advice about these things." He smiles, and he gives Jon a nudge before adding "But it will cost you."

Later, Jon tells Satin about it and they laugh.

"Oh, Tormund and his cock. Does he ever speak of anything else?" Satin asks.

"Sometimes." Jon replies, "When he needs something." And then he says, joking, "I suppose if anyone around here would know whether the rumours are true, it'd be you. So, is it as wide as his arm or are his claims as hollow as his cock rings?"

"Oh, that would be telling." Satin says, then he winks and measures out a tiny length in the air. It's hard not to laugh about it.

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

haha, thank you so much for filling this. It's adorable, especially the Tormund cameo ... because everybody loves Tormund (and his cock). And I love the sad note in the background, about how nobody ever saw anything but a whore in Satin, and of course they'd choose not to think too much about that ... Thanks. :D

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

Any time! :D I love Tormund a lot. I probably should have perfected my Tormund voice a bit but I was just like "it's Tormund, if he talks about his cock it'll be 100% in character!" One day I will write the massively depressing ballad of Satin's life because, fuck, he must have it tough, but I thought making this fic humourous would be more fun. ;D

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

"it's Tormund, if he talks about his cock it'll be 100% in character!"
THIS. ;) Tormund is awesome. Tormund/Selyse is still one of my favourite pairings ever. ;)

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

It is a fabulous crack pairing. Plus, if Tormund stole Selyse, maybe Stannis would be able to remarry. ;D

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[linndechir.livejournal.com]

My headcanon is that crazy!Selyse burnt herself after Melisandre's death, but her running off with Tormund is of course a much happier ending.

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

*squeeeeeee* <3

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad you enjoyed it. <3

[assassin-nariel.livejournal.com]

It's just bloody awesome,a nd the touch of darkness, and I just wanna hug Satin, and Jon for being awesome <33333333
And the laughter, i could see you were making it into a theme. This tragic kinda laughter, the one that substitutes tears. *feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings, I has dem*

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[lydzi.livejournal.com]

Boys being boys!! jdgsjkfkjsgl everything is so perfect and a cracked a laugh while reading it XD. Thank you ^^!

Re: FILL: Jon/Satin | how Jon Snow learned to stop worrying and laugh at the insinuations | crackfic

[outboxed.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D