They wrestled in the dust and blood, the broken spear wobbling back and forth. Tyrion saw with horror that the Mountain had wrapped one huge arm around the prince, drawing him tight against his chest, like a lover. "Elia of Dorne," they all heard Ser Gregor say, when they were close enough to kiss.
Seriously, this quote is gayer than the slashiest parts of Moby Dick... get inspired. :D
Oberyn/Gregor, crack or parody (ASOS spoilers)
"Elia of Dorne," they all heard Ser Gregor say, when they were close enough to kiss.
Seriously, this quote is gayer than the slashiest parts of Moby Dick... get inspired. :D