Haha, this is incredible. I expected complete crack and while this certainly IS hilarious (auburn hair and finely-hewn features, I can't even deal with that), you almost made me ship it. Because apart from the random fucking, it's oddly in character. Robb trying to be all grown-up and manly, Roose being a sadistic troll. And I definitely love the last paragraph. There, it's official, you made me ship Roose/everyone. Also, Roose insulting and humiliating Robb is hot. IDEK, I blame you. ;)