In the last comment fic meme, we had purple prose, cheesy romance Stannis/Robb crack ... I'd love to see something like that again. Just pick a random pairing, preferably slash, that is completely unsuited for romance (Victarion/Edmure? Roose/Jon? Stannis/Barristan? I don't even care who) and write some horrifying purple prose crack. ^^
Crack, any unlikely pairing behaving like they're in a bad harlequin romance