AU where Davos is either unmarried or a widower. After Davos is knighted, Robert decides that it's not enough and gives him the traditional hero's reward of land and marriage to the princess he rescued. Robert's plain, dour sister Alannys is, unfortunately, the nearest thing he has. Strangely, however, neither his sister nor the smuggler seem to mind.
Bonus points for:
- Robert being unreasonably pissed off by how well Davos and fem!Stannis have turned out compared to him and Cersei.